i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
it is fantastic
I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.
Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
Yes you, bby.
♫I been twerkin on the railllllllllroad♫
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE HTIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST CONCERNS “WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ABOUT PORN” OMFG
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
I PAUSED AT THE WRONG TIME
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The difference between my parents in two sentences:
I said “what the hell” at dinner and my mother was shocked. My dad didn’t even notice.
do you ever just look at someone and get sad because you know you’re never going to get to have sex with them
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
“Excuse me, hoe?”