i just found this on furby’s facebook page.
"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends."-J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (via wordsnquotes)
I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
s/o to this page of emojis
#how to kill your husband and take it all
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!
me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!