liddo-cait:

i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls

it is fantastic

(Source: lickettysplitt)

aristo-kitty:

fuckyesquidditch:

theybuiltastauteofus:

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

Don’t have that problem with quidditch.

grecias-madness:

roseinthetardis:

Yes you, bby.

(Source: quiteakerfuffle)

thatfunnyblog:

♫I been twerkin on the railllllllllroad♫

Funny Stuff you like?

connerstoll:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE HTIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST CONCERNS “WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ABOUT PORN” OMFG

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kushdrinker:

teach me how to

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

10knotes:

icnyght:

I PAUSED AT THE WRONG TIME

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

trenchcoatlove:

The difference between my parents in two sentences:

I said “what the hell” at dinner and my mother was shocked. My dad didn’t even notice.

nontarian:

I couldn’t sleep so

john-lugo:

do you ever just look at someone and get sad because you know you’re never going to get to have sex with them

(Source: splintercellconviction)

averypottersenioryear:

if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge

(Source: twistedthemusical)

When i hear my name during someone’s conversation.

laugh-addict:

“Excuse me, hoe?”

 

(Source: himmie)

andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

(Source: keinswag)