This weeks American hero.
JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD
not having a thigh gap saved my food from falling onto the ground countless number of times
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
I only need the three C’s in life:
i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me
I want the $23,000, hold the kisses